therothwoman:

gunpowderandspark:

According to the song Seasons of Love from RENT, there are 525,600 minutes a year.

One line later, there are “525,000 Moments so dear”.

So, doing the math, we can glean that there are 600 moments which aren’t so dear.

And I think I just used one of them by walking in on my boss who forgot to lock the bathroom stall.

this post did not even remotely go in the direction I was expecting it to

captainshroom:

dirtofficial:

I’m not going to fight in the skeleton war because I do not support the skeleton military industrial complex or skeleton imperialism sorry

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shingeki-no-mass-effect:

dajo42:

realistically the space under my bed is very small so if a monster did in fact live there it would have to also be very small

it would be some kind of baby monster

i would have to look after it

The true horror: responsibility

nubbyboo:

asvpnerd:

please signal boost this and spread actual facts about the virus

my mom has been ranting about this day and night because this is completely true. until you reach a certain temperature, the virus isnt even infectious, and even then it can only be transmitted through bodily fluids. thank you for posting this.

nubbyboo:

asvpnerd:

please signal boost this and spread actual facts about the virus

my mom has been ranting about this day and night because this is completely true. until you reach a certain temperature, the virus isnt even infectious, and even then it can only be transmitted through bodily fluids. thank you for posting this.

informal poll

shmeards:

"fuck boys get money" means:

a) Forget boys, accrue wealth instead

b) Have sex with boys and get money for it

c) Fuck Boys—ie, boys who fuck—are paid well

d) Argh!! Boys are paid well

e) Shoot, boys sure understand money

horseriderproblems:

Bruh. U look so comfortable. Let me join.

horseriderproblems:

Bruh. U look so comfortable. Let me join.

tocifer:

ryyde:

i was trying to make my friend a bday cake but the dye on the decorative icing started leaking and dripping everywhere so it accidentally became the most ominous and violent looking baked good ive ever seen…… i slapped on some sprinkles to try and make it less threatening looking. it worked a little bit.

BIRTH

Everyone is now banned from Tumblr

angstysnow:

themysteryofthedruids:

everyone

thank god

unclefather:

my elders: *interrupts me* You’re too naive. You don’t understand. When you’re my age you’ll understand and you’ll realize what bad decisions you’ve made and how stupid you were. Listen to me. The only way to live correctly is to live the way I’m telling you.

me: I’ll remember that when you can’t figure out how to get to your emails on your new iPhone 

grinderman2:

one time i went to see my grandma in the hospital when she was just waking up from surgery and the first thing she said (really feebly) was “neil… what does… your shirt say” and i had to say “skate and destroy” in front of the nurse and my whole family