According to the song Seasons of Love from RENT, there are 525,600 minutes a year.
One line later, there are “525,000 Moments so dear”.
So, doing the math, we can glean that there are 600 moments which aren’t so dear.
And I think I just used one of them by walking in on my boss who forgot to lock the bathroom stall.
this post did not even remotely go in the direction I was expecting it to
Why isn’t brett coming to bed:////
please signal boost this and spread actual facts about the virus
my mom has been ranting about this day and night because this is completely true. until you reach a certain temperature, the virus isnt even infectious, and even then it can only be transmitted through bodily fluids. thank you for posting this.
"fuck boys get money" means:
a) Forget boys, accrue wealth instead
b) Have sex with boys and get money for it
c) Fuck Boys—ie, boys who fuck—are paid well
d) Argh!! Boys are paid well
e) Shoot, boys sure understand money
Bruh. U look so comfortable. Let me join.
i was trying to make my friend a bday cake but the dye on the decorative icing started leaking and dripping everywhere so it accidentally became the most ominous and violent looking baked good ive ever seen…… i slapped on some sprinkles to try and make it less threatening looking. it worked a little bit.
my elders: *interrupts me* You’re too naive. You don’t understand. When you’re my age you’ll understand and you’ll realize what bad decisions you’ve made and how stupid you were. Listen to me. The only way to live correctly is to live the way I’m telling you.
me: I’ll remember that when you can’t figure out how to get to your emails on your new iPhone
one time i went to see my grandma in the hospital when she was just waking up from surgery and the first thing she said (really feebly) was “neil… what does… your shirt say” and i had to say “skate and destroy” in front of the nurse and my whole family